animalsbeingdicks:

As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs.

*Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass.

it’s been awhile since I let my thoughts run wild. so here it goes. feel free to scroll down and skip this post haha. I am ready for a new job already. It bothers me that I dread coming to work. my job is to put on a fake smile and pretend everything is okay, while people scream in my face and try to get what they want, while doing 5 things at once. I’ve always wanted to work in the hotel industry, since I was a little girl. and I knew this job would be hard work. but I hate the fact I come home stressed out of my mind everyday. and I just found out they hardly give raises and are just another business with empty promises. the benefits and the fact I have a full time job, are the only thing keeping me here. I just feel like I’m wasting my time yet again. hopefully I can get out of there and soon. but I realize this economy is still in the shit hole. so I guess time will only tell.

I looked at art schools online, and almost wanted to cry when I saw they’re over $80,000. I don’t wanna be in more debt, especially for the rest of my life, so I refuse to do a loan. I just need to win the lotto so I can go and finish school…among other things haha.

I’m gonna do the Insanity work out. you work out for 40mins to an hour 6 days a week for two months straight. I’m stoked out of my mind, and don’t know how I’ll have time to do it but it’ll happen. just waiting for the dvds now. I’m not gonna be able to move the next two months but it’ll be so worth it.

I’ll be in vegas to see incubus in less than a month. sooo excited. cannot even wait!

I’m sorry if I wasted your precious time on tumblr. here’s a gif to make up for it:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. nice one.